When traveling to China on holiday, it is MOST advisable to not do the following things!
1. Don't spend the week before your departure on the beach till the late hours of the evening.
- This will cause you to avoid packing and think of only returning to the beach the next day for more sun, sand and surf.
2. Don't go out on Thursday night with friends thinking you'll "stay out for one and catch the last train home."
- One is boring.
- Your friends won't help you remember the last subway.
- You'll miss the last train and have to pay Xwon you didn't want to pay (but were happy to because the night out was tops).
- You'll get home at 2am and you're only saving grace will be that you somehow managed to throw some clothes in your pack for your up coming trip!
3. Do not go out on Friday
4. Do NOT go out on Friday to 'Pour Your Own Doubles' at the Wolfhound - it leads to bad things!
- Topping off an already strong double vodka with more vodka.
- Tequila shots.
- More vodka.
- and ultimately you'll lose your phone!
5. Do not lose your phone.
- The phone that has been your alarm clock for 6months.
- The replacement you'll set instead will not be as efficient!
6. Do not forget to pack necessary items
- Such as daily medications. (Idiot! There goes your month!)
But MOST advisable!!
7. Do NOT travel to China in a state of drunkenness or severe hungover-ness.
- It dulls your excitement.
- Makes your travel partner less thrilled to travel with you.
- Will do you in for several hours when you arrive, leaving you to wander around in a stupor state.
*Writer's note (as advised by Michael - travel partner on China trip)
- Do not travel anywhere drunk/hungover. It's not fun
Live and Learn
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